I Finally Decided What I Am Going To Do With My Ryan Braun T-shirt…
After pulling Ryan Braun’s t-shirt from my closet the other day, I just let it sit on the floor in the corner. I was not sure what I was going to do with it, but I knew that it no longer deserved to be hanging with my roster of t-shirts that contain legendary names like Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Reggie Jackson, Andre Dawson, and others.
I considered donating it.
Maybe sell it in the next community garage sale we participate in.
Possibly just throw it in the garbage.
All decent options – and all were considered.
But, then I think I found the best option. An option that allows me to vent my frustration:
I think that this worked out rather well. Ryan Braun shit on baseball; he shit on his fans; he shit on every member of the Milwaukee Brewers organization; and he shit on the history of the game.
So now, he gets what he deserves. And to think at one point, he was my favorite non-Marlin…