Here it is gang, the debut of my new series. Each and every Sunday evening I will publish a new ‘Top Ten List’ for your reading pleasure. And just like everything that I do at 30-YOC, each list will have a vibe that comes directly from the 1970s and 1980s.
So, without further ado, here is 30-YOCs ‘Top Ten Mustaches’:
#10 – Ron Burgundy – ‘Cannon Ball!!!!’
#9 – Rich ‘Goose’ Gossage – Gossage’s stache has been tested for its DNA. The closest match? The walrus!
#8 – Yosemite Sam – Classic cartoon mustache.
#7 – Richard Roundtree as ‘Shaft’ – Shaft’s mustache had magnetic powers 0 it drew in ‘the ladies’ from miles away.
#6 – Hulk Hogan – The Hulkster’s mustache trained, said it’s prayers, and took vitamins. 30+ years strong!!
#5 – Fu Man Chu – Hell, anyone(fictional or not) that has a mustache named after him has to make the list!!
#4 – Paul Teutel Sr. – Sr’s mustache can bench press more than me. And you too!!
#3 – Rollie Fingers – Oh Rollie, my friend. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. You’ve made mustaches so enjoyable…
#2 – Tom Selleck as ‘Magnum PI’ – When I asked my wife to name the first celebrity when I said mustache, she exclaimed ‘Magnum PI’. I have to think that she is not the only woman who would answer that way…
#1 – Tyra Banks’ milk mustache. Tyra back in the day – ‘Nuff Said!!!
Thanks for reading everyone – I hope you enjoyed it. And if you ever have any ideas for themes for my ‘Top Ten Lists’ please let me hear it.