I Finally Decided What I Am Going To Do With My Ryan Braun T-shirt…

I Finally Decided What I Am Going To Do With My Ryan Braun T-shirt…

After pulling Ryan Braun’s t-shirt from my closet the other day, I just let it sit on the floor in the corner.  I was not sure what I was going to do with it, but I knew that it no longer deserved to be hanging with my roster of t-shirts that contain legendary names like Nolan Ryan, Joe Morgan, Reggie Jackson, Andre Dawson, and others.

I considered donating it.

Maybe sell it in the next community garage sale we participate in.

Possibly just throw it in the garbage.

All decent options – and all were considered.

But, then I think I found the best option.  An option that allows me to vent my frustration:

BRAUN SHIRT 1

BRAUN SHIRT 2

BRAUN SHIRT 3

BRAUN SHIRT 4

BRAUN SHIRT 5

BRAUN SHIRT 6

BRAUN SHIRT 7

BRAUN SHIRT 8

BRAUN SHIRT 9

BRAUN SHIRT 10

I think that this worked out rather well.  Ryan Braun shit on baseball; he shit on his fans; he shit on every member of the Milwaukee Brewers organization; and he shit on the history of the game.

So now, he gets what he deserves.  And to think at one point, he was my favorite non-Marlin…

17 responses to “I Finally Decided What I Am Going To Do With My Ryan Braun T-shirt…

  1. Ha ha, I’m glad your treating him like shit. You’re going to need a plunger!

  2. The same for the rest of the druggies.

  3. Wow! Did you see the woman who covered the first and last letters with an F and D, and got grief from the nice folks at Miller Park?
    http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9511475/milwaukee-brewers-fan-forced-cover-ryan-braun-fraud-jersey. You’re entitled to your opinion but Braun’s not the only one. I just can’t laud the accomplishments of any of them (Bonds, Sosa, McGwire, ARod, Clemens etc).

  4. Haha, Recycle and re-use, even good for the environment!

  5. Nice. Hope you didn’t use too much starch the last time you washed that shirt!

  6. Anthony O'Neill

    Oh my god, that’s hilarious!! I saw someone on TV that substituted the letters “F” and “D” on a jersey turning “Braun” to “Fraud”, that’s what I thought you were going to do. I like your idea better.

  7. Anthony O'Neill

    One more thing though, did it flush ok?

  8. That was funny !! Great idea.

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