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’30-YOC Top Ten Lists’ – ‘Top Ten Mustaches’

’30-YOC Top Tem Lists’ – ‘Top Ten Mustaches’

Here it is gang, the debut of my new series.  Each and every Sunday evening I will publish a new ‘Top Ten List’ for your reading pleasure.  And just like everything that I do at 30-YOC, each list will have a vibe that comes directly from the 1970s and 1980s.

So, without further ado, here is 30-YOCs ‘Top Ten Mustaches’:

#10 – Ron Burgundy – ‘Cannon Ball!!!!’

#9 – Rich ‘Goose’ Gossage – Gossage’s stache has been tested for its DNA.  The closest match?  The walrus!

#8 – Yosemite Sam – Classic cartoon mustache.

#7 – Richard Roundtree as ‘Shaft’ – Shaft’s mustache had magnetic powers 0 it drew in ‘the ladies’ from miles away.

#6 – Hulk Hogan – The Hulkster’s mustache trained, said it’s prayers, and took vitamins.  30+ years strong!!

#5 – Fu Man Chu – Hell, anyone(fictional or not) that has a mustache named after him has to make the list!!

#4 – Paul Teutel Sr. – Sr’s mustache can bench press more than me.  And you too!!

#3 – Rollie Fingers – Oh Rollie, my friend. Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.  You’ve made mustaches so enjoyable…

#2 – Tom Selleck as ‘Magnum PI’ – When I asked my wife to name the first celebrity when I said mustache, she exclaimed ‘Magnum PI’.  I have to think that she is not the only woman who would answer that way…

#1 – Tyra Banks’ milk mustache.  Tyra back in the day – ‘Nuff Said!!!

Thanks for reading everyone  – I hope you enjoyed it.  And if you ever have any ideas for themes for my ‘Top Ten Lists’ please let me hear it.

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